Episode #107
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Nicholas Cage in a superhero sequel, directed by the Crank guys? At the risk of being predictable, how could we not? Meanwhile, Elliott gives us his best Popeye, Stuart gives…
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Episode #106
Immortals
Did anyone order a visually pleasing but narratively inert movie? We need someone to sign for this visually pleasing but narratively inert movie. Meanwhile, Stuart gets cast in the perfect…
Episode #105
A Thousand Words
If you ever thought, “I’d like to watch Liar, Liar, but I’d prefer it to star Eddie Murphy and have slightly more mime,” then do we have the film for…
Episode #104
Atlas Shrugged
Since the last time we had Zhubin on we watched the thrillingly goofy Trespass, we needed to make it up to absent Stuart by watching the boringly boring Atlas Shrugged:…
Episode #103
One for the Money
We continue our streak of repeat Flop House offenders with the Katherine Heigl-starring action comedy (?) One for the Money. Meanwhile, Elliott brings back the rich tradition of radio sound…
Episode #102
Cowboys & Aliens
Hey, you got your cowboys in my aliens! No, you got your aliens in my cowboys! Meanwhile, Dan continues his trend of not being able to speak, Stuart starts (continues?)…
Episode #101
The Last Godfather
Sure, he’s starred in films by Tarantino and Scorsese, but what Harvey Keitel REALLY wanted to do was appear in a slapstick crime comedy playing second fiddle to middle-aged Korean…
Episode #100
Tango & Cash
0:00 – 0:44 – Introduction and theme. 0:45 – 3:50 – We waste a little time celebrating a meaningless milestone 3:51 – 44:04 – A discussion of America’s filmmaking apex:…
Episode #99
The Three Musketeers
If there’s one thing The Three Musketeers needed, it’s Milla Jovovich in a cleavage-increasing-girdle sliding down a hall, while darts shoot from booby traps on both sides. Meanwhile, Stuart revises…
Episode #98
In Time
Show notes lost to the sands of time. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching…
Episode #97
Awards Floptacular 2012
The red carpet’s out of mothballs and Stuart’s dress mustache is out of storage. It’s time yet again for us to pass judgement on the Academy Awards, then give out…
Episode #96
Dream House
It’s Dream vs. Flop in an all out battle of the houses. Meanwhile, Bizarro Elliott stops by to say how much he hate show, Stuart invents a new genre of…
Episode #95
Trespass
Suppose they gave a Nicholas Cage-Nicole Kidman movie, and nobody came? The answer: Joel Schumacher’s Trespass. Meanwhile Elliott reveals the other podcasts in our podcasting empire, Zhubin steals the love…
Episode #94
Conan the Barbarian
How can a film with so much boobs ‘n’ blood still be kinda boring? We explain in our take on Conan the Barbarian. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Sean Connery’s tireless Zardoz…
Episode #93
Green Lantern
You didn’t think we’d let 2011 end without getting you a holiday gift, right? Well, in this episode we take on one of the biggest flops of the past year,…
Episode #92
Country Strong
Just because Country Strong is working from a showbiz story template as old as showbiz itself, doesn’t mean they don’t have ample opportunity to fuck it up. Meanwhile, Elliott explains…
Episode #91
Zookeeper
The addition of a noted lover-of-adorable-animals to this episode’s flop crew (Ms. Hallie Haglund, subbing in for the just-married Stuart), meant we spent this episode on the Kevin James vehicle…
Episode #90
Red Riding Hood
What big eyes you have! The better to shut while watching Red Riding Hood, my dears. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces his lesser Richard Dreyfuss film series, Stuart reveals his elf racism,…
Episode #89
Season of the Witch
Shocktober continues, ultimate Nic Cage-style, with his “the guys burning witches were right all along” historical opus Season of the Witch. Meanwhile, Stuart takes us time-traveling to meet teenage Stu,…
Episode #88
Priest
What can we say about Priest except that it’s marginally better than Legion? At this rate, director Scott Charles Stewart and star Paul Bettany should get it right in another…
Episode #87
My Soul to Take
Despite the presence of our good friend, Erik Zuckerman, we couldn’t take much from My Soul to Take, except misery. Meanwhile, Stuart airs our dirty laundry on air, Elliott does…
Episode #86
The Happiest Millionaire
Only an army could make us sit through The Happiest Millionaire… an army, or one U.S. serviceman, that is. Meanwhile, Dan reveals the creepier aspects of his character, Stuart returns…
Episode #85
Limitless
Apparently being Limitless is still pretty limited, if all it means is making money on the stock market and banging chicks. Then again, we can see an upside to it.…
Episode #84
Sucker Punch
We return from our extended Independence Day break with one of our dumbest movies yet, Sucker Punch, which combines the attention span of a toddler with the sophisticated sexuality of…