Elliott takes us on a tour of Best Picture Academy Award winners, filtered into his highly-scientific categories, and then asks us, “But which Best is BEST?”

Yes, we never heard of it either. But trust us when we say that High Rollers (sequel to the equally nonexistent movie Cash Out) makes for a helluva S-tier Flop House episode, especially when it features longtime friend of the show Jordan Morris as our guest. Is Travolta the new Nic Cage? Well, if you’re watching Face/Off, yes, definitely. But in terms of FH movie greatness? Yeah, maybe!

Stuart combed cinematic history for visions of the future, then, like Ebeneezer Scrooge, demanded of his his co-hosts,””Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of things that May be, only?” (Or, more Stu: “How likely are these predictions, dudes?”)

But what of the VULGAR auteurs? We check in with Paul W.S. “The Other Paul Anderson” Anderson’s latest “boy do I love my wife, Milla Jovavich” project, In the Lost Lands, based on some short stories by (checks notes) George R.R. Martin. Hmn. Wonder if Stu’s ever heard of this guy.