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FH Mini 57 – The House House

Dan’s back in the driver’s seat for this mini, and he challenges Elliott and Stu to a game so insidious, it almost breaks the podcast.

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Episode #372 – Old

Despite its relative financial success and reviews that are more “mixed” than bad, M. Night Shyamalan has become such a FH all-star, that we had to check out Old: The Beach that Olds People. (As Dan is fond of saying, “Don’t get hung up on our name.”) Unsurprisingly, it gave us a ton to chew on. Please don’t be mad at us just cause we don’t think it’s a masterpiece, Blank Check buddies. Maybe y’all should skip this one. Everyone else in the world — enjoy!

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Episode #371 – The King’s Daughter

What’s this? An IN-PERSON episode? That’s right! Elliott was in town to officiate a wedding, so we took a little time to get together in person and record an episode for y’all. And what movie did we pick for such a special occasion? How about something that showed up on basically every “worst movies” list of last year — something that sat on the shelf for half a decade and has been in development for 4x that? You guessed it! We tackled Pierce Brosnan’s Wig Party aka The King’s Daughter!

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Episode #370 – Moonfall

Let the moon faaaallll / when it crumbuuuules / we will watch iiiiit / and all make fun together! Slight hangovers on two of the Flop Boyz ™ aren’t enough to dampen the fun of the profoundly stupid Moonfall, a movie about a falling moon.

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Episode #369 – Venom: Let There Be Carnage

The Carnage that was teased at the end of Venom has arrived, albeit with much straighter, non-Ronald McDonald looking hair on Woody Harrelson’s head. Cowards. But that’s the ONLY part of Venom: Let There Be Carnage that’s less goofy than the first one. Hear us dissect this movie like a symbiote eating a human head.

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