Episode #83
I Am Number Four
Our eagerly awaited review of Generic Superpower Teen Plot Number Four… er, we mean, “I Am Number Four.” Meanwhile Dan makes a plea on behalf of Internet porn auteurs, Stu…
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Episode #82
Drive Angry
Where would we be without Nicholas Cage? Probably doing a vegan cooking podcast. So thank you, Nic Cage. For the trashy movies, for the meat-eating, for everything. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces…
Episode #81
The Roommate
Let’s take a great, trashy premise like Single White Female; cast two attractive actresses; move it to college, where too-strong emotional attachments are a matter of course… then strip it…
Episode #80
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
The gang’s all here! What power could draw all of the increasingly busy Floppers to assemble in one place? Could it be… MAGIC? Perhaps, if we’re talking the magic of…
Episode #79
Knight and Day
For our pre-May sweeps episode, we welcome the very funny comedian and TV star Mr. Wyatt Cenac as our guest co-host. We take it easy on Wyatt with the more-watchable-than-usual…
Episode #78
Gooby
Hey, you know how you’re always talking about how you want to see a movie where a giant living teddy bear has the voice of Robbie Coltrane and also Eugene…
Episode #77
Skyline
WE’RE BACK. Elliott’s globetrotting, Stu’s evening shifts, and Dan’s almost-an-actual-writing-career couldn’t keep us off the Internetwaves for long. Will our 77th episode be an audio classic on the level of…
Episode #76
Third Annual Awards Floptacular
We’ve broken our curse, with our first Academy Awards-in-review show that doesn’t have terrible audio problems, although it has our usual staying-on-topic problems. Meanwhile Stuart reveals looking-glass Hitler’s nefarious plot,…
Episode #75
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Hey, you know what’s literally never been terrible? A movie based on a video game. And it can only help if it’s a transparent stylistic cash-in on the Pirates of…
Episode #74
Valentine’s Day
Just in time for Black History Month, it’s Valentine’s Day, beloved character actor and much-less-beloved director Gary Marshall’s ode to overstuffed celebrity casts. Meanwhile Elliott reveals himself to be the…
Episode #73
Devil
When is an M. Night Shyamalan movie not an M. Night Shyamalan movie? When it’s Devil. Meanwhile Dan reveals the risks a woman faces when stumbling in a watermelon patch,…
Episode #72
Killers
Katherine Heigl cements her bid to be our lady-Gerard-Butler with her turn in the “oops, my husband is a killer” 2010 “comedy,” Killers. Meanwhile, Blue Dan makes an appearance, Stuart…
Episode #71
The Last Airbender
How much do we love you guys? We love you so much that–as a special holiday treat–we took on the worst film of 2010 for you. You’re welcome. Meanwhile, Stuart…
Episode #70
Jonah Hex
Dan’s working on a freelance assignment, so he doesn’t have time to write full show notes right now, but enjoy this week’s episode, as we take on Jonah Hex. Press…
Episode #69
Big Money Rustlas
We risk the Faygo-fueled wrath of Juggalos everywhere with our takedown of the ICP-in-the-old-west vanity project Big Money Rustlas. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his clown ethnic roots, Elliott gives us a…
Episode #68
Teen Witch
At long last, all three of our intrepid co-hosts have returned, which can only mean one thing — finally we get to do the CONTEST-WINNER-SELECTED MOVIE! And what movie has…
Episode #67
The Uninvited
John Kingman is INVITED to join Stu and Dan for a discussion of The Uninvited. See what we did there? Sigh. The quality of our clever intros is slipping just…
Episode #66
Blood: The Last Vampire
We come roaring… well, stumbling, back with 2/3rds of The Flop House crew, plus Spanish-language podcasting superstar Federico Hatoum. And the good news is, we’ve returned in time for Shocktober,…
Episode #65
Old Dogs
Is it possible John Travolta and director Walt Becker could top Wild Hogs? Well, when it comes to Old Dogs, it depends on what you mean by “top.” Meanwhile, Stuart…
Episode #64
Repo Men
Finally we get to watch a truly great movie, Alex Cox’s seminal punk classic Repo Man, which… wait, what? We’re watching Repo MEN? That piece of shit? Oy. Meanwhile, Stuart…
Episode #63
From Paris With Love
What actors possess the sheer athleticism and breezy charm to sell a mismatched-partners action-comedy? According to the producers of From Paris With Love, it’s John Travolta and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. We’ll…
Episode #62
Legion
If a 13-year-old boy wrote an early-90’s Image comic book and pitched it to Zach Snyder’s third unit director, then you might wind up with something like Legion. Meanwhile, Dan…
Episode #61
Surrogates
Imagine you were a robot. Now imagine everyone else is a robot. Now imagine Bruce Willis is a robot. Two out of three of those things are pretty hard to…
Episode #60
All About Steve
Since Dan is gone this weekend at a wedding, Flopsmas is coming early this year! Enjoy a rare Thursday-posted episode! We’ll say this for Sandra Bullock – she throws herself…