If there’s one thing The Three Musketeers needed, it’s Milla Jovovich in a cleavage-increasing-girdle sliding down a hall, while darts shoot from booby traps on both sides. Meanwhile, Stuart revises his meat metaphor, Elliott makes the list for his “Preposition Film Festival,” and Dan gets sassy with the fans.
0:00 – 0:36 – Introduction and theme.
0:37 – 5:37 – We discuss In Time’s “Olivia Wildegate” scandal
5:38 – 34:34 – The Three Musketeers has inspired at least twenty full-length film adaptations and many more sequels, shorts, and cartoons. It is timeless tale, impossible to ruin. This film does its damnedest.
34:35 – 38:19 – Final judgements
38:20 – 51:20 – Flop House Movie Mailbag
51:21 – 1:00:09 – Our longest recommendations in a while
1:00:10 – 1:03:00 – Plugs, theme, and outtakes.
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Flop House Plugs Corner
On April 13, at 8 pm, Dan will be making an appearance at King’s County Comedy Hour at Vaudeville Park in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. It’s a comedy showcase hosted by the very funny Matt Koff and Meghan O’Neill (both former Flop House guest hosts). Be there if you like enjoying things!
Here’s that Rear Window video Dan was yapping about.
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