How can a film with so much boobs ‘n’ blood still be kinda boring? We explain in our take on Conan the Barbarian. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Sean Connery’s tireless Zardoz boosterism, Stu finds the proper forum for his Crom worship, and Dan tells the tale of a little Jewish mouse who can’t count.
0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme.
0:33 – 2:30 – A lot of nonsense about bears.
0:33 – 2:56 – The usual bullshit.
2:57 – 32:08 – Conan hears the lamentations of the Flop House.
32:09 – 38:24 – Final judgments
38:251 – 52:34 – Flop House Movie Mailbag
52:35 – 54:36 – We plug our LIVE EVENT.
54:37 – 57:01 – The sad bastards recommend.
57:02 – 58:35- Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
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Wikipedia synopsis of Conan the Barbarian.
Flop House Plugs Corner
Our second true LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT will be taking place on January 20th at 92Y Tribeca. We will be screening the John Cena/Renny Harlin joint 12 Rounds.
92YTribeca SCREENING ROOM
200 Hudson Street, NY, NY
Uh, Elliott, Solar system planets in general, and Mars especially, are not all monoclimates. We just know Earth so much better and care more. In particular, Mars’ polar caps are really different to its central deserts and its highlands.
Admittedly, planets with water or liquid methane seem to have more interesting stuff going on, but again, we know Earth better and care more.