The Flop House Movie Minute #6 – Con Men
The Flop House makes a foray into near-journalism and visits the NY ComiCon. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into…
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Episode #15
D-War: Dragon Wars
We answer the question, “How bad could a movie with dragon wars possibly be?” Meanwhile, Dan pitches a new Bikini-themed movie, Elliott has a flashback to the war, Stu makes…
The Flop House Movie Minute #5 – Moral Lessons
A heartwarming story about spiders disintegrates into despair and recrimination. Enjoy! Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or…
Episode #14
Bratz
We squander our newfound viral success by spending this episode talking about the movie Bratz. Meanwhile, Stuart solves an unsolvable math problem, Dan lauds the film’s convention-defying use of time,…
The Flop House Movie Minute #4 – Comic Heroes
We atone for the lack of full-length episodes, due to Dan’s vacation, with this: a movie minute so long so as to render the concept useless. Enjoy! Press the play…
The Flop House Movie Minute #3 – Coming Attractions
We devote this Flop House Movie Minute to the ultimate in nostalgia sequels. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into…
Episode #13
Episode Thirteen: The Invasion
In our least-edited show yet, we discover that big stars, glossy production values, and a classic story can’t save you from being snatch’d by the Flop House, as we discuss…
The Flop House Movie Minute #2 – A Beckinsale Tale
In the second of our short, supplemental episodes, noted raconteur Stuart Wellington describes his encounter with noted werewolf-hunter Kate Beckinsale. Press the play button above to listen to this episode.…
Episode #12
Episode Twelve: Awake
Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen apply all of their Flop House star power to Awake, a strangely sedate thriller about a man who spends much of the movie paralyzed. Then…
The Flop House Movie Minute #1
We’re going to start producing short, supplemental episodes to put out in weeks without a full-length Flop House, so that listeners don’t have to wait quite so long for new…
Episode #11
Episode Eleven: Awards Floptacular!
Special guest Elliott Kalan returns to discuss what has been called “The Academy Awards of movies,” the Oscars. Meanwhile, Stuart hands out tips about the Internet, Dan learns what it…
Episode #10
Episode Ten: Good Luck Chuck
Comedian Ritch Duncan joins us to talk about “comedian” Dane Cook, and his movie Good Luck Chuck — a poignant film about love lost, found, and crotch-biting penguins. Meanwhile Dan…
Episode #9
Episode Nine: Next
In this episode, Colbert Report staff writer Frank Lesser joins us, to see what happens next, in Next (hint: it has something to do with Nicholas Cage’s hair). Meanwhile, Stuart…
Episode #8
Episode Eight: I Know Who Killed Me
Just in time for that long Christmas/ (late) Hanukkah/ or Kwanzaa trip, here’s our holiday present to you — the longest Flop House ever! Just download it to your iPod…
Episode #7
Episode Seven: Mr. Brooks
In our first episode sans Simon, we welcome friend-of-the-show Jeanette Lahr to the guest host seat, to discuss the Kevin Costner split-personality serial killer film Mr. Brooks. Meanwhile, Stuart makes…
Episode #6
Episode Six: Perfect Stranger
In this episode, the gang chats about Perfect Stranger, the top Internet chat-based thriller that was released twenty years after Internet chatting was invented. Meanwhile, Stuart engages in some creative…
Episode #5
Episode Five: Saw III
In the second of our special Halloween episodes, the gang gets caught in the deathtrap that is Saw III. Meanwhile, Simon spins an elaborate handstand analogy, Stuart gets turned on…
Episode #4
Episode Four: The Number 23
In the first of two special Halloween episodes, the team examines the sure-misfire team-up of Jim Carrey and Joel Schumacher, The Number 23. Meanwhile, in a shocking twist, Simon rails…
Episode #3
Episode Three: A Sound of Thunder
The Flop House team listens to (and, unfortunately, watches) A Sound of Thunder. Meanwhile, Simon plans a diamond heist, Stu does a little Edward Burns math, and Dan apologizes for…
Episode #2
Episode Two: Memory
In the second episode of The Flop House, the team travels deep into unexplored reaches of the Billy Zane catalogue, to unearth a repressed (or at least barely theatrically released)…