Episode #83 – I Am Number Four

Our eagerly awaited review of Generic Superpower Teen Plot Number Four… er, we mean, “I Am Number Four.” Meanwhile Dan makes a plea on behalf of Internet porn auteurs, Stu revels in his “equally funny” status, Elliott reaches new heights of annoyance via song, and we all begin the show by alienating new listeners by referencing old in-jokes and end it by alienating new listeners by being audibly tired.

0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme.
0:34 – 5:48 – We discuss our GLOWING Onion AV Club mention.
5:49 – 33:34 – Nothing starts a franchise better than a movie clearly only designed to start a franchise. Case in point: I Am Number Four.
33:37 – 35:10 – Final judgments.
35:11 – 51:09 – Flop House Movie Mailbag, complete with everlasting theme.
51:10 – 57:17 – The sad bastards recommend
57:18 – 58:45 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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Bad Movie Night: Twin Sitters

Thu, Jun 30, 2011, 8:00pm
200 Hudson Street (MAP)
92YTribeca Screening Room