Episodes

1980 was a simpler time, when you could put Clint Eastwood together with an orangutan, not bother to come up with a story, and release it as a major motion picture

The Flop House is RAVIN’ about The Raven! (…Is what we would say if we all had brain parasites.) Meanwhile Dan catalogs nude aliens throughout movie history, Elliott talks more about why putting a historical figure in thrillers is always totally awesome, and ...

A Little Bit of Heaven is literally as fun as a colonoscopy. Meanwhile, Dan explains “butt sneezes,” Stuart reveals his sideline as a home restauranteur, and Elliott proves to be a font of information about M.C. Scat Cat. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction ...

Wait, we thought we were watching Battleship Potemkin. Which one is this? The based-on-a-board-game-plus-there’s-aliens-for-some-reason Battleship? Oh lord. Meanwhile, Elliott discusses the social significance of “The Real Ghostbusters;” Dan invents, plays,

We continue our streak of repeat Flop House offenders with the Katherine Heigl-starring action comedy (?) One for the Money. Meanwhile, Elliott brings back the rich tradition of radio sound effects, Stuart is very confused about My Cousin Vinny, and Pervazoid Number Dan ...

Sure, he’s starred in films by Tarantino and Scorsese, but what Harvey Keitel REALLY wanted to do was appear in a slapstick crime comedy playing second fiddle to middle-aged Korean man-child. Meanwhile, our guest Al Madrigal talks about literally filling Christian ...

0:00 – 0:44 – Introduction and theme. 0:45 – 3:50 – We waste a little time celebrating a meaningless milestone 3:51 – 44:04 – A discussion of America’s filmmaking apex: Tango & Cash 44:05 – 1:00:00 – The Flop House ...

If there’s one thing The Three Musketeers needed, it’s Milla Jovovich in a cleavage-increasing-girdle sliding down a hall, while darts shoot from booby traps on both sides.  Meanwhile, Stuart revises his meat metaphor, Elliott makes the list for his ...