Episodes

Consider our debt to "He's the Housecat (Arthur's Theme)" music video contest winner Dan Costales paid in full! Was it worth it Dan? Was if worth the pain you caused? Making us watch the pre-Oscar Halle Berry racist stereotype comedy "B*A*P*S?" Meanwhile Elliott continually ...

The time has come to vote for the winner of the "He's the Housecat" music video contest!

Another (hopefully not vaguely defined) contest, for all the filmmakers in our audience!

With A Good Day to Die Hard, does the Die Hard action series finally have its Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Meanwhile, Dan pitches the chimp teen sex comedy to end all chimp teen sex comedies, Stuart breaks AGDTDH down movie-pitch style, Elliott performs Shakespeare’s ...

With movies like this in the world, every day is like Cagemas. Meanwhile, Elliott discusses the troubles with carrier Con Air, Dan makes reference to commercials you’d only see if you watch cable news in the middle of the day, and Stuart’s giant penis reemerges ...

Oscar-nominee Lee Daniels does his best to destroy his post-Precious career with the Southern Gothic slop The Paperboy. Meanwhile, Elliott explores the world of pee-based teen magazines, Stuart debuts a new penis injury, and Dan is history’s greatest monster. 0:00 ...

If you ever thought, “I’d like to watch Liar, Liar, but I’d prefer it to star Eddie Murphy and have slightly more mime,” then do we have the film for you! Meanwhile, Elliott sings even more than usual, Stuart makes dramatic facial hair judgments, and ...