1980 was a simpler time, when you could put Clint Eastwood together with an orangutan, not bother to come up with a story, and release it as a major motion picture

We talk about Grudge Match, the movie that pretends DeNiro has a chance against steroidal Stallone. Meanwhile Dan discusses Kevin Hart’s need to do only Kevin-branded movies, Elliott uncovers Sean Connery’s strange belief he’s in every movie, and one of Stu’s relatives makes an unexpected appearance.

We continue broadening our Flop horizons with Nicholas Sparks’ sure-to-be 100% ghost-free romance “Safe Haven.” Meanwhile, Elliott’s show is sponsored by the letter “M,” Dan is insulted via fanfic, and Stuart spends the episode being very tired. APOLOGIES for the audio issues in this episode — specifically Dan’s ear-splitting levels. It does get (somewhat) better […]

The Flop House is RAVIN’ about The Raven! (…Is what we would say if we all had brain parasites.) Meanwhile Dan catalogs nude aliens throughout movie history, Elliott talks more about why putting a historical figure in thrillers is always totally awesome, and Stuart gives us the world’s most surprising twist ending. 0:00 – 0:36 […]

A Little Bit of Heaven is literally as fun as a colonoscopy. Meanwhile, Dan explains “butt sneezes,” Stuart reveals his sideline as a home restauranteur, and Elliott proves to be a font of information about M.C. Scat Cat. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 31:34 – Isn’t it always the way? You […]

Wait, we thought we were watching Battleship Potemkin. Which one is this? The based-on-a-board-game-plus-there’s-aliens-for-some-reason Battleship? Oh lord. Meanwhile, Elliott discusses the social significance of “The Real Ghostbusters;” Dan invents, plays, and loses Hasbro’s “Married With Children” trivia game; and Stuart gets his rabies shots. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download […]

Apologies for the lack of more detailed show notes for this Journey 2 episode. 2/3 of the Flop House are busy traveling for work. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly […]