We continue broadening our Flop horizons with Nicholas Sparks’ sure-to-be 100% ghost-free romance “Safe Haven.” Meanwhile, Elliott’s show is sponsored by the letter “M,” Dan is insulted via fanfic, and Stuart spends the episode being very tired. APOLOGIES for the audio issues in this episode — specifically Dan’s ear-splitting levels. It does get (somewhat) better […]
The Flop House is RAVIN’ about The Raven! (…Is what we would say if we all had brain parasites.) Meanwhile Dan catalogs nude aliens throughout movie history, Elliott talks more about why putting a historical figure in thrillers is always totally awesome, and Stuart gives us the world’s most surprising twist ending. 0:00 – 0:36 […]
A Little Bit of Heaven is literally as fun as a colonoscopy. Meanwhile, Dan explains “butt sneezes,” Stuart reveals his sideline as a home restauranteur, and Elliott proves to be a font of information about M.C. Scat Cat. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 31:34 – Isn’t it always the way? You […]
We continue our streak of repeat Flop House offenders with the Katherine Heigl-starring action comedy (?) One for the Money. Meanwhile, Elliott brings back the rich tradition of radio sound effects, Stuart is very confused about My Cousin Vinny, and Pervazoid Number Dan brings up a fact about Mr. Skin that no one asked for. […]
Hey, you got your cowboys in my aliens! No, you got your aliens in my cowboys! Meanwhile, Dan continues his trend of not being able to speak, Stuart starts (continues?) a feud with Mr. Al Madrigal, and Elliott embarks on an exciting new career in the world of retail. 0:00 – 0:31- Introduction and theme. […]
Sure, he’s starred in films by Tarantino and Scorsese, but what Harvey Keitel REALLY wanted to do was appear in a slapstick crime comedy playing second fiddle to middle-aged Korean man-child. Meanwhile, our guest Al Madrigal talks about literally filling Christian Slater’s shoes, Dan discusses the country’s wealth disparity vis-a-vis rest stop DVDs, and Elliott […]
0:00 – 0:44 – Introduction and theme. 0:45 – 3:50 – We waste a little time celebrating a meaningless milestone 3:51 – 44:04 – A discussion of America’s filmmaking apex: Tango & Cash 44:05 – 1:00:00 – The Flop House Movie Mailbag 1:00:01 – 1:06:43 – The sad bastards recommend. 1:06:44 – 1:08:00 – Goodbyes, […]
If there’s one thing The Three Musketeers needed, it’s Milla Jovovich in a cleavage-increasing-girdle sliding down a hall, while darts shoot from booby traps on both sides. Meanwhile, Stuart revises his meat metaphor, Elliott makes the list for his “Preposition Film Festival,” and Dan gets sassy with the fans. 0:00 – 0:36 – Introduction and […]
