If there’s one thing The Three Musketeers needed, it’s Milla Jovovich in a cleavage-increasing-girdle sliding down a hall, while darts shoot from booby traps on both sides.  Meanwhile, Stuart revises his meat metaphor, Elliott makes the list for his “Preposition Film Festival,” and Dan gets sassy with the fans. 0:00 – 0:36 – Introduction and […]

Don’t hate the player; hate the game. On second thought, hate the Gamer. Meanwhile, Dan laments the downfall of the previously-dependable entertaining-trash team of Neveldine/Taylor, Matt finds his new super-muscular bête noir, and Elliott comes up with a much wackier way to end an already wacky movie. 0:00 – 0:36 – Introductions and Theme 0:37 […]

No new show this week, but in the meantime why don’t you enjoy this video from Flop House co-host Dan (and Flop guest host Matt Koff). You’ll like it–it has a bunch of Thanksgiving stuff in it. And also vampires.

The Floppers resemble an old joke about guys walking into a bar. We got a Christian, a Jew, and whatever Stuart is. We think he worships Cthulhu. Thus, in honor of our myriad traditions, we’re taking a short break this weekend, so that Dan can crucify some eggs, Elliott can gorge himself on unleavened bitter […]

We discuss the teleporting extravaganza Jumper, a movie guaranteed to please the easily satisfied. Meanwhile, Stu explains his (unsurprisingly) sexual plans for super-powers, Matt pleads for peaceful coexistence between Jumpers and non-Jumpers, and Dan uses the podcast for his own personal gain 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 1:21 – We introduce […]