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The Flop House on the Dance Floor

While we recover from weddings, vacations, and honeymoons, please enjoy these pictures of The Flop House busting a move at Elliott’s nuptials, in their own inimitable fashion.

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Elliott is a Member of High Society

Elliott’s wedding made the NY Times. For those too lazy to click a link, I’ll save you the trouble by quoting the best part: “He has also appeared on the show in roles like Doodle Von Taintstain and Toppington Von Monocle, and as himself.” A wedding in the Times. Not bad Elliott. Of course, it’s […]

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Game Called on Account of MARRIAGE

No new episode this week, because Stu and Dan are hopping into their motorcycle and sidecar to Mad Mad Mad Mad World their way from one coast to the other to watch their li’l buddy Elliott get married (in an adventure soon to be made into the heartwarming ABC Family special “A Very Floppy Wedding”). […]

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Episode #65 – Old Dogs

Is it possible John Travolta and director Walt Becker could top Wild Hogs? Well, when it comes to Old Dogs, it depends on what you mean by “top.” Meanwhile, Stuart reveals some exciting personal news, Dan explains how this movie is the modern “Kangaroo Jack,” and Elliott previews his new one-man show at (great) length. […]

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Episode #64 – Repo Men

Finally we get to watch a truly great movie, Alex Cox’s seminal punk classic Repo Man, which… wait, what? We’re watching Repo MEN? That piece of shit? Oy. Meanwhile, Stuart retains his man of mystery status by not revealing where he’s working, Elliott gives us anecdote after delightful anecdote about Tommy Wiseau, and Dan reveals […]

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Flop House Side Project Plugs Corner

Since Elliott is in California to prep for his wedding/attend ComiCon, and since Dan was sick for literally a week with some sort of death virus he picked up in Delaware, there’s no new show this week. However, to tide you over, we present this… FLOP HOUSE SIDE PROJECT PLUGS CORNER. Elliott: The most hyper-verbal […]

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Episode #63 – From Paris With Love

What actors possess the sheer athleticism and breezy charm to sell a mismatched-partners action-comedy? According to the producers of From Paris With Love, it’s John Travolta and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. We’ll let you discover whether they’re correct. Meanwhile, Dan gets oddly formal, Elliott lets us in on some Kelsey Grammar secrets; and Stuart establishes our pecking […]

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