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Episode #73 – Devil

When is an M. Night Shyamalan movie not an M. Night Shyamalan movie? When it’s Devil. Meanwhile Dan reveals the risks a woman faces when stumbling in a watermelon patch, Elliott reveals his hidden hatred of other ethnic groups, and Stuart finally caves to the joys of list-making. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme […]

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Episode #71 – The Last Airbender

How much do we love you guys? We love you so much that–as a special holiday treat–we took on the worst film of 2010 for you. You’re welcome. Meanwhile, Stuart conducts the sound effects train, Elliott reveals Mark Twain’s saucy sideline, Dan gets shut out of the kissing booth, and the whole gang constructs a […]

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Episode #70 – Jonah Hex

Dan’s working on a freelance assignment, so he doesn’t have time to write full show notes right now, but enjoy this week’s episode, as we take on Jonah Hex. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new […]

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The Flop House on Underrated Movies

We spend a lot of time at the Flop House mocking bad movies, so why don’t we take a moment to celebrate some underrated ones. Head on over to our friend Matt Bird’s blog “Cockeyed Caravan” (home of excellent screenwriting advice, film analysis, and oddball comics art in addition to the underrated films) to check […]

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Episode #69 – Big Money Rustlas

We risk the Faygo-fueled wrath of Juggalos everywhere with our takedown of the ICP-in-the-old-west vanity project Big Money Rustlas. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his clown ethnic roots, Elliott gives us a history lesson about England’s wartime Baby Prime Minister, and Dan responds to libelous accusations about his sexual proclivities. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. […]

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Episode #68 – Teen Witch

At long last, all three of our intrepid co-hosts have returned, which can only mean one thing — finally we get to do the CONTEST-WINNER-SELECTED MOVIE! And what movie has he selected? The wish-fulfillment-for-tween-girls-of-the-late-80’s spectacular Teen Witch. Meanwhile Elliott explains the new Subway Teenwich, Dan objects to Gawker’s misuse of the English language, and Stuart […]

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Flop House Methadone

A new Flop House will be posted this weekend, but in the meantime you can get some of that F.H. flavor over at the Beginnings podcast, where Andy Beckerman and Mark Bisi interview Elliott about his career in comedy (and say some very kind things about our own show). Take a listen!

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The Flop House: Episode #66 – Blood: The Last Vampire

We come roaring… well, stumbling, back with 2/3rds of The Flop House crew, plus Spanish-language podcasting superstar Federico Hatoum. And the good news is, we’ve returned in time for Shocktober, with the incorrectly-named Blood: The Last Vampire. Meanwhile, Elliott and Dan engage in a competition as to who can get divorced first, and Fed beguiles […]

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