If you like CGI mammoths, have we got the film for you! Otherwise, you’re pretty much on your own. Also, this podcast is unedited. Why? Because sometimes Dan has too many other things to do to worry about cutting these things (or writing actual show notes). But he still gets the episodes out on time! […]

Warm nostalgia swaddles the show, as the gang discusses Teen Wolf. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly, as they’re released.

Dead crows are totally gross. That’s the message we take away from the thriller/ kitchen sink drama/ religious film (?) Premonition. Meanwhile, Elliott tells us a secret about The Masters of the Universe, Dan reveals his hatred of Zack Morris, and Stuart confirms what we already knew about what he looks for in a movie. […]

We briefly discuss a barbarian-sized hit. Also: fully clothed breasts! Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly, as they’re released. Also take a look at this sweet Barbarian Brothers fansite that […]

We discuss the teleporting extravaganza Jumper, a movie guaranteed to please the easily satisfied. Meanwhile, Stu explains his (unsurprisingly) sexual plans for super-powers, Matt pleads for peaceful coexistence between Jumpers and non-Jumpers, and Dan uses the podcast for his own personal gain 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 1:21 – We introduce […]

Trailers for some of this summer’s biggest films. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly, as they’re released.

We scoff at the feds by making our podcast completely Untraceable. You’ll never shut us down! Meanwhile, Stuart pontificates about pizza disposal, Dan indicates his preference for old-timey modes of tragedy communication, and Elliott gives the writer of Untraceable lessons in Nielsen ratings. 0:00 – 0:30 – Intro and theme. 0:31 – 1:40 – We […]

We present an extended cut from a horror movie classic. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly, as they’re released.