Dan was out of town this weekend, so he didn’t have time to write full show notes for this episode, but he did have time to post it, and HERE IT IS! Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) […]

Thanks to recording in advance, we’re a little late to the party discussing the Oscar Best Picture change. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

We come not to bury Jason Voorhees, but to praise him… or as much as you can praise anyone whose only purpose in life is to machete teens. Meanwhile Dan criticizes one of the victims’ masturbation technique; Elliott gets schooled, Woody Harrelson-style; and Stuart reveals a fondness for womens’ breasts that he has somehow managed […]

This week we take a look at the movie that made us famous… or at least led to this interview. That’s right, we tackle Bride Wars. Meanwhile guest host Amanda explains Candice Bergen’s magical powers, Stuart reveals his commercial catchphrase, Stuart nominates Kate Hudson to star in the film “My Slightly-Puffy Matthew McConaughey Love Interest […]

Paul Masson’s got nothing on us. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

Seemingly produced to answer the never-issued challenge, “can Disney make a movie to simultaneously appeal to kids and Paris Hilton?” this week we talk about Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Meanwhile Stuart reveals his commercial catchphrase, Elliott despairs over the sexualization of dogs, and Dan repeats several actionable celebrity slurs. 0:00 – 0:41 – Introduction and theme […]

Elliott lists some terrible remake ideas, while Stu contributes a remake he’d like to see. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

When America said, “Surely they can’t make a dull movie starring Will Smith,” Hollywood responded, “Oh yeah?” and gave us Seven Pounds of proof. Meanwhile Dan exhibits his terrible taste in painters, Stuart explains how this movie would improve with the addition of Jeff Fahey, and Elliott reveals his sadistic side. 0:00 – 0:31 – […]