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Episode #105 – A Thousand Words

If you ever thought, “I’d like to watch Liar, Liar, but I’d prefer it to star Eddie Murphy and have slightly more mime,” then do we have the film for you! Meanwhile, Elliott sings even more than usual, Stuart makes dramatic facial hair judgments, and Dan does very little, as human mannequins do.0:00 – 0:37 […]

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Episode #99 – The Three Musketeers

If there’s one thing The Three Musketeers needed, it’s Milla Jovovich in a cleavage-increasing-girdle sliding down a hall, while darts shoot from booby traps on both sides.  Meanwhile, Stuart revises his meat metaphor, Elliott makes the list for his “Preposition Film Festival,” and Dan gets sassy with the fans. 0:00 – 0:36 – Introduction and […]

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Help Make Elliott the Next Andy Rooney

Can’t get enough Elliott Kalan on The Flop House? Join the “make Elliott Kalan the next Andy Rooney” campaign, so he can invade your home for three minutes every Sunday! Elliott Kalan: Tomorrow’s Andy Rooney Today! – watch more funny videos Sign the petition!

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Episode #88 – Priest

What can we say about Priest except that it’s marginally better than Legion?  At this rate, director Scott Charles Stewart and star Paul Bettany should get it right in another hundred movies or so.  Meanwhile Stuart calmly usurps Elliott’s role as master recapper, Tom expounds on the joy of a roller-skating Patrick Swayze, and Dan […]

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Flop House LIVE / "Twin Sitters" Event is TOMORROW

Elliott joined “I Love Bad Movies” editors Matt Carman and Kseniya Yarosh on “The Hoot” to discuss our 92Y Tribeca screening and bad movies in general. Give a listen: The Hoot! #16: I Love Bad Movies | Radiohive Collective www.radiohive.org And, again, enjoy this Twin Sitters tribute put together by Matt and Kseniya. Bad Movie […]

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Episode #83 – I Am Number Four

Our eagerly awaited review of Generic Superpower Teen Plot Number Four… er, we mean, “I Am Number Four.” Meanwhile Dan makes a plea on behalf of Internet porn auteurs, Stu revels in his “equally funny” status, Elliott reaches new heights of annoyance via song, and we all begin the show by alienating new listeners by […]

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