Can’t get enough Elliott Kalan on The Flop House? Join the “make Elliott Kalan the next Andy Rooney” campaign, so he can invade your home for three minutes every Sunday!
Can’t get enough Elliott Kalan on The Flop House? Join the “make Elliott Kalan the next Andy Rooney” campaign, so he can invade your home for three minutes every Sunday!
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Heed this & video & surrender to it, sheeple!
The need is dire – FEMA has already warned that Andy Rooney will go Full Animatronic by 2013 if his reign continues. My pocket calculator doesn’t tell fibs: the math is indeed massively on Elliott’s side. Review the MP3s here & weigh the evidence – dude can pick those gripes up, & he can put them down for new ones.
He has it all!
Not a cat-person nor a dog-person, but is he an ass-man or a boob-man? Better sign the thing so we can find out!