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Episode #99 – The Three Musketeers

If there’s one thing The Three Musketeers needed, it’s Milla Jovovich in a cleavage-increasing-girdle sliding down a hall, while darts shoot from booby traps on both sides.  Meanwhile, Stuart revises his meat metaphor, Elliott makes the list for his “Preposition Film Festival,” and Dan gets sassy with the fans. 0:00 – 0:36 – Introduction and […]

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Episode #98 – In Time

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Episode #97 – Awards Floptacular 2012

The red carpet’s out of mothballs and Stuart’s dress mustache is out of storage. It’s time yet again for us to pass judgement on the Academy Awards, then give out a few special awards of our own. Now join us inside the historic Floppy Chandler Pavilion for the BIG SHOW!* *Actual show smaller than pictured. […]

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Episode #96 – Dream House

It’s Dream vs. Flop in an all out battle of the houses.  Meanwhile, Bizarro Elliott stops by to say how much he hate show, Stuart invents a new genre of movie, and Dan decides to save a local car wash in a particularly saucy way. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 2:50 […]

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FLOP HOUSE LIVE 2: THROUGH THE PORT HOLE OF TIME

This Friday!  For those who haven’t heard already, I’ll let event producer and co-host Matt Carman explain: “We will be screening 12 Rounds, a “stupid as a bag of hammers” action movie from the director of Die Hard 2, starring John Cena a.k.a. that wrestler guy who sometimes acts but isn’t The Rock.  Fans of […]

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Episode #94 – Conan the Barbarian

How can a film with so much boobs ‘n’ blood still be kinda boring? We explain in our take on Conan the Barbarian.  Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Sean Connery’s tireless Zardoz boosterism, Stu finds the proper forum for his Crom worship, and Dan tells the tale of a little Jewish mouse who can’t count. 0:00 – […]

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Flop House Podcast Crossover!

We’ll be back with a new episode this weekend, but in the meantime, why not sate your thirst for all things Flop by listening to our guest spot on friend-of-the-show Andy Rocco‘s podcast, Here to Help (along with very funny stand-up/improvisor/actor Sean Conroy)? Why not indeed? Stick it in your ear-holes!

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Episode #93 – Green Lantern

You didn’t think we’d let 2011 end without getting you a holiday gift, right? Well, in this episode we take on one of the biggest flops of the past year, Green Lantern.  Meanwhile, Elliott throws down the gauntlet to Green Lantern comics fans, Stuart would rather talk about “The Core,” and Dan somehow gets even […]

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