We discuss the movie made up entirely of video game cutscenes, Assassin’s Creed. Meanwhile Elliott does the classic “apple bit,” we hear another one of Stu’s goofs and bloops, and Dan’s sick voice is all gravely and such.
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Wikipedia synopsis for Assasin’s Creed
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“I am the Alpha and the Omega — Omega Supreme. I’m a rocket surrounded by train track that stays behind when I take off, but is somehow wherever I land. It’s a miracle, obviously.” – Transformer God
Disappointed, upon review, that I didn’t pedantically point out in the comments that ipdb is already a thing that documents pinball machines.
Haven’t listened yet, but “Wikipedia synopsis for Collateral Beauty” should probably be fixed.
Wow, I never thought I’d be able to correct Elliott about a musical, but the day has finally come. Chess wasn’t a Webber project; it was by Benny and Björn from ABBA! The only Webber connection is that Tim Rice wrote the lyrics – close, but no cigar.
Suck it, Kalan!
I kind of had your pal Brad’s criticism in my head the whole time. I guess it’s the movie’s fault for being too uninteresting. I mean I’ve never watched “The Odd Life of Timothy Green” but I kind of know the plot and characters from your previous podcast. No clue was Assassin’s Creed in about though.
Also how come there’s a link to the Wikipedia summary has “Wikipedia synopsis for Collateral Beauty”?
That Macaulay Culkin detour was great.
The riff on plays and musicals was a treat! Thanks guys, I guffawed!
When you guys do release another comic, please consider increasing the size of the images.
Elliot is forgiven for the Chess comment because of all the other awesome and hilarious theatrical references he and the peaches made later in the podcast 🙂
Holy Shit you guys yelling out Christopher McDonald made me jump out of my office chair. (yes that’s my name)