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Episode #68 – Teen Witch

At long last, all three of our intrepid co-hosts have returned, which can only mean one thing — finally we get to do the CONTEST-WINNER-SELECTED MOVIE! And what movie has he selected? The wish-fulfillment-for-tween-girls-of-the-late-80’s spectacular Teen Witch. Meanwhile Elliott explains the new Subway Teenwich, Dan objects to Gawker’s misuse of the English language, and Stuart […]

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Episode #67 – The Uninvited

John Kingman is INVITED to join Stu and Dan for a discussion of The Uninvited. See what we did there? Sigh. The quality of our clever intros is slipping just as much as the likelihood of all three co-hosts being in a room together. But that doesn’t keep this second Shocktober episode from being shocktastic. […]

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The Flop House on the Dance Floor

While we recover from weddings, vacations, and honeymoons, please enjoy these pictures of The Flop House busting a move at Elliott’s nuptials, in their own inimitable fashion.

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Episode #65 – Old Dogs

Is it possible John Travolta and director Walt Becker could top Wild Hogs? Well, when it comes to Old Dogs, it depends on what you mean by “top.” Meanwhile, Stuart reveals some exciting personal news, Dan explains how this movie is the modern “Kangaroo Jack,” and Elliott previews his new one-man show at (great) length. […]

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Episode #64 – Repo Men

Finally we get to watch a truly great movie, Alex Cox’s seminal punk classic Repo Man, which… wait, what? We’re watching Repo MEN? That piece of shit? Oy. Meanwhile, Stuart retains his man of mystery status by not revealing where he’s working, Elliott gives us anecdote after delightful anecdote about Tommy Wiseau, and Dan reveals […]

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Flop House Side Project Plugs Corner

Since Elliott is in California to prep for his wedding/attend ComiCon, and since Dan was sick for literally a week with some sort of death virus he picked up in Delaware, there’s no new show this week. However, to tide you over, we present this… FLOP HOUSE SIDE PROJECT PLUGS CORNER. Elliott: The most hyper-verbal […]

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Episode #63 – From Paris With Love

What actors possess the sheer athleticism and breezy charm to sell a mismatched-partners action-comedy? According to the producers of From Paris With Love, it’s John Travolta and Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. We’ll let you discover whether they’re correct. Meanwhile, Dan gets oddly formal, Elliott lets us in on some Kelsey Grammar secrets; and Stuart establishes our pecking […]

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Episode #62 – Legion

If a 13-year-old boy wrote an early-90’s Image comic book and pitched it to Zach Snyder’s third unit director, then you might wind up with something like Legion. Meanwhile, Dan tries to make it all about his birthday, Elliott expounds on some Flop House in-jokes, and Stuart offers Wolverine a real Sophie’s choice. 0:00 – […]

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