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Episode #76 – Third Annual Awards Floptacular

We’ve broken our curse, with our first Academy Awards-in-review show that doesn’t have terrible audio problems, although it has our usual staying-on-topic problems. Meanwhile Stuart reveals looking-glass Hitler’s nefarious plot, Elliott talks about previous winners of the Twix-sponsored Twixie Awards, and Dan unravels a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in Inspector Gadget. 0:00 – […]

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Episode #75 – Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

Hey, you know what’s literally never been terrible? A movie based on a video game. And it can only help if it’s a transparent stylistic cash-in on the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, right? Right? Hey, where are you going? If we had to watch Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, at least have […]

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Episode #74 – Valentine’s Day

Just in time for Black History Month, it’s Valentine’s Day, beloved character actor and much-less-beloved director Gary Marshall’s ode to overstuffed celebrity casts. Meanwhile Elliott reveals himself to be the Man of Twelve Voices, Dan displays his very specific Hector Elizondo-related speech impediment, and Stuart withholds the housecat for MAXIMUM IMPACT. 0:00 – 0:39 – […]

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Episode #73 – Devil

When is an M. Night Shyamalan movie not an M. Night Shyamalan movie? When it’s Devil. Meanwhile Dan reveals the risks a woman faces when stumbling in a watermelon patch, Elliott reveals his hidden hatred of other ethnic groups, and Stuart finally caves to the joys of list-making. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme […]

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Episode #72 – Killers

Katherine Heigl cements her bid to be our lady-Gerard-Butler with her turn in the “oops, my husband is a killer” 2010 “comedy,” Killers. Meanwhile, Blue Dan makes an appearance, Stuart makes his classiest recommendation yet, and Lou reveals his high-rolling Broadway show-going lifestyle. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 4:00 – We […]

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Episode #71 – The Last Airbender

How much do we love you guys? We love you so much that–as a special holiday treat–we took on the worst film of 2010 for you. You’re welcome. Meanwhile, Stuart conducts the sound effects train, Elliott reveals Mark Twain’s saucy sideline, Dan gets shut out of the kissing booth, and the whole gang constructs a […]

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Episode #70 – Jonah Hex

Dan’s working on a freelance assignment, so he doesn’t have time to write full show notes right now, but enjoy this week’s episode, as we take on Jonah Hex. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new […]

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Episode #69 – Big Money Rustlas

We risk the Faygo-fueled wrath of Juggalos everywhere with our takedown of the ICP-in-the-old-west vanity project Big Money Rustlas. Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his clown ethnic roots, Elliott gives us a history lesson about England’s wartime Baby Prime Minister, and Dan responds to libelous accusations about his sexual proclivities. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. […]

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