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Episode #84 – Sucker Punch

Episode #84 – Sucker Punch

We return from our extended Independence Day break with one of our dumbest movies yet, Sucker Punch, which combines the attention span of a toddler with the sophisticated sexuality of a 13-year-old. Meanwhile, Dan reveals some disturbing personal cartoon magazine-related ...

July 17th, 2011

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Episode #83 – I Am Number Four

Episode #83 – I Am Number Four

Our eagerly awaited review of Generic Superpower Teen Plot Number Four… er, we mean, “I Am Number Four.” Meanwhile Dan makes a plea on behalf of Internet porn auteurs, Stu revels in his “equally funny” status, Elliott reaches new heights of ...

June 25th, 2011

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Episode #82 – Drive Angry

Episode #82 – Drive Angry

Where would we be without Nicholas Cage? Probably doing a vegan cooking podcast. So thank you, Nic Cage. For the trashy movies, for the meat-eating, for everything. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces us to his convoluted movie filing system, Dan predicts Elliott’s eventual ...

June 12th, 2011

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Episode #81 – The Roommate

Episode #81 – The Roommate

Let’s take a great, trashy premise like Single White Female; cast two attractive actresses; move it to college, where too-strong emotional attachments are a matter of course… then strip it of interesting characters, a script, or the exploitation pleasures of sex ...

May 28th, 2011

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Episode #80 – The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

Episode #80 – The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

The gang’s all here! What power could draw all of the increasingly busy Floppers to assemble in one place? Could it be… MAGIC? Perhaps, if we’re talking the magic of Nic Cage. Less so, if we’re talking The Sorcerer’s Apprentice. Meanwhile, ...

May 7th, 2011

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Episode #79 – Knight and Day

Episode #79 – Knight and Day

For our pre-May sweeps episode, we welcome the very funny comedian and TV star Mr. Wyatt Cenac as our guest co-host. We take it easy on Wyatt with the more-watchable-than-usual Knight and Day, which just leads to double the usual digressions. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces ...

April 22nd, 2011

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Episode #78 – Gooby

Episode #78 – Gooby

Hey, you know how you’re always talking about how you want to see a movie where a giant living teddy bear has the voice of Robbie Coltrane and also Eugene Levy is in it for some reason? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Meanwhile Stu sings a love ballad, Dan ...

April 10th, 2011

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Episode #77 – Skyline

Episode #77 – Skyline

WE’RE BACK. Elliott’s globetrotting, Stu’s evening shifts, and Dan’s almost-an-actual-writing-career couldn’t keep us off the Internetwaves for long. Will our 77th episode be an audio classic on the level of Talking Heads ’77? Only time ...

March 27th, 2011

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