Every Shocktober must come, sadly, to an end, but not without our longest (and best?) episode of the month. Dan Macabre, Booart Skellington, and Elliott Killin’ are joined by Hellie Haglund to discuss “Ouija,” the movie that captures the thrill of moving a piece of wood across a board.

No show notes because Dan is busy caring for a sick cat.

We finally get to the Roger Ebert tribute episode, with our movie pick voted on by you from his book “I Hated, Hated, Hated this Movie.” You chose The Scarlet Letter. You hate us. Meanwhile, Dan can’t seem to get ANYTHING right, Stuart reveals a very specific Nic Cage fetish, and Elliott does his famous […]

Warning: listening to this podcast may result in a Smiley attack. Meanwhile, Elliott pitches his Roger Bart/Keith David buddy adventure, Stuart learns what the “Internet,” is, and Dan sneezes a lot. 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme. 0:33 – 32:22 – Wait, this isn’t S’Miley, the Miley Cyrus bio-pic? 32:23 – 39:25- Final judgments. […]

The red carpet’s out of mothballs and Stuart’s dress mustache is out of storage. It’s time yet again for us to pass judgement on the Academy Awards, then give out a few special awards of our own. Now join us inside the historic Floppy Chandler Pavilion for the BIG SHOW!* *Actual show smaller than pictured. […]

Just because Country Strong is working from a showbiz story template as old as showbiz itself, doesn’t mean they don’t have ample opportunity to fuck it up.  Meanwhile, Elliott explains the movie’s sassy original ending, Dan gives the show’s demographic breakdown, and Stuart poses some metaphysical duck questions. 0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme. […]

Thanks to Dan’s brother* we now have this artist’s rendering — guaranteed to be 100% medically accurate — of what would happen if Penny met a dinosaur. *Hire him if you need some illustration or design work done. And now, thanks to Flop House Super-fan Kseniya, we have this answer to a question no one […]