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Help Make Elliott the Next Andy Rooney

Can’t get enough Elliott Kalan on The Flop House? Join the “make Elliott Kalan the next Andy Rooney” campaign, so he can invade your home for three minutes every Sunday! Elliott Kalan: Tomorrow’s Andy Rooney Today! – watch more funny videos Sign the petition!

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Episode #87 – My Soul to Take

Episode #87 – My Soul to Take

Despite the presence of our good friend, Erik Zuckerman, we couldn’t take much from My Soul to Take, except misery.  Meanwhile, Stuart airs our dirty laundry on air, Elliott does some more comic strip movie casting, and we learn the surprising internal organ-based source of Dan’s perversions. 0:00 – 0:34 – Introduction and theme. 0:35 […]

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Episode #86 – The Happiest Millionaire

Episode #86 – The Happiest Millionaire

Only an army could make us sit through The Happiest Millionaire… an army, or one U.S. serviceman, that is.  Meanwhile, Dan reveals the creepier aspects of his character, Stuart returns from his gaming convention with a surprise gift, and Elliott is forever thwarted in his attempts to bring American history to the podcast masses. 0:00 […]

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Flop House Bloopers and Practical Jokes

Here it is, the non-canonical Beastly episode, the one where our equipment suddenly started picking up radio signals, which were then transferred to the recording as a constant bed of phat (and less-than-phat, or “phthin”) beats, beneath our film jabber. Repeat, this is NOT A REGULAR EPISODE, so we wouldn’t recommend it to newbies, the […]

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Episode #85 – Limitless

Episode #85 – Limitless

Apparently being Limitless is still pretty limited, if all it means is making money on the stock market and banging chicks. Then again, we can see an upside to it. Meanwhile Dan explains the strange chemical reactions triggered by saliva, Stuart explains the myriad ways one can deal with a Russian mobster, and Elliott cuts […]

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Episode #84 – Sucker Punch

Episode #84 – Sucker Punch

We return from our extended Independence Day break with one of our dumbest movies yet, Sucker Punch, which combines the attention span of a toddler with the sophisticated sexuality of a 13-year-old. Meanwhile, Dan reveals some disturbing personal cartoon magazine-related habits, Elliott discovers a new love for felines, and Stuart inspires our readers to raise […]

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Flop House LIVE / "Twin Sitters" Event is TOMORROW

Elliott joined “I Love Bad Movies” editors Matt Carman and Kseniya Yarosh on “The Hoot” to discuss our 92Y Tribeca screening and bad movies in general. Give a listen: The Hoot! #16: I Love Bad Movies | Radiohive Collective www.radiohive.org And, again, enjoy this Twin Sitters tribute put together by Matt and Kseniya. Bad Movie […]

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Episode #83 – I Am Number Four

Episode #83 – I Am Number Four

Our eagerly awaited review of Generic Superpower Teen Plot Number Four… er, we mean, “I Am Number Four.” Meanwhile Dan makes a plea on behalf of Internet porn auteurs, Stu revels in his “equally funny” status, Elliott reaches new heights of annoyance via song, and we all begin the show by alienating new listeners by […]

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