All Episodes

View alphabetically by movie title

Episode #88 – Priest

What can we say about Priest except that it’s marginally better than Legion?  At this rate, director Scott Charles Stewart and star Paul Bettany should get it right in another hundred movies or so.  Meanwhile Stuart calmly usurps Elliott’s role as master recapper, Tom expounds on the joy of a roller-skating Patrick Swayze, and Dan […]

Read More

Episode #87 – My Soul to Take

Despite the presence of our good friend, Erik Zuckerman, we couldn’t take much from My Soul to Take, except misery.  Meanwhile, Stuart airs our dirty laundry on air, Elliott does some more comic strip movie casting, and we learn the surprising internal organ-based source of Dan’s perversions. 0:00 – 0:34 – Introduction and theme. 0:35 […]

Read More

Episode #86 – The Happiest Millionaire

Only an army could make us sit through The Happiest Millionaire… an army, or one U.S. serviceman, that is.  Meanwhile, Dan reveals the creepier aspects of his character, Stuart returns from his gaming convention with a surprise gift, and Elliott is forever thwarted in his attempts to bring American history to the podcast masses. 0:00 […]

Read More

Episode #85 – Limitless

Apparently being Limitless is still pretty limited, if all it means is making money on the stock market and banging chicks. Then again, we can see an upside to it. Meanwhile Dan explains the strange chemical reactions triggered by saliva, Stuart explains the myriad ways one can deal with a Russian mobster, and Elliott cuts […]

Read More

Episode #84 – Sucker Punch

We return from our extended Independence Day break with one of our dumbest movies yet, Sucker Punch, which combines the attention span of a toddler with the sophisticated sexuality of a 13-year-old. Meanwhile, Dan reveals some disturbing personal cartoon magazine-related habits, Elliott discovers a new love for felines, and Stuart inspires our readers to raise […]

Read More

Episode #83 – I Am Number Four

Our eagerly awaited review of Generic Superpower Teen Plot Number Four… er, we mean, “I Am Number Four.” Meanwhile Dan makes a plea on behalf of Internet porn auteurs, Stu revels in his “equally funny” status, Elliott reaches new heights of annoyance via song, and we all begin the show by alienating new listeners by […]

Read More

Episode #82 – Drive Angry

Where would we be without Nicholas Cage? Probably doing a vegan cooking podcast. So thank you, Nic Cage. For the trashy movies, for the meat-eating, for everything. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces us to his convoluted movie filing system, Dan predicts Elliott’s eventual vendetta against him, and Stuart comes face-to-face with his non-union French equivalent. 0:00 – […]

Read More

Episode #81 – The Roommate

Let’s take a great, trashy premise like Single White Female; cast two attractive actresses; move it to college, where too-strong emotional attachments are a matter of course… then strip it of interesting characters, a script, or the exploitation pleasures of sex and violence (thanks, PG-13!). Welcome to The Roommate. Meanwhile Elliott explains the avant garde […]

Read More