---
title: "Episode #58 \u2013 Twilight: New Moon"
url: "https:\/\/www.flophousepodcast.com\/2010\/04\/episode-58-twilight-new-moon\/"
date: "2010-04-11T19:23:00+00:00"
episode_number: 58
movie: "Twilight: New Moon"
guests: "Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington"
---

# Episode #58 – Twilight: New Moon

There are Flop House movies that are actual flops, and then there are huge blockbusters that need the flop treatment. We take a look at one of the latter. Meanwhile, Elliott takes us on a trip through the thesaurus entry for “muscular,” Stuart shows his anti-romantic streak, and Dan reveals one of the many ways in which he’s like a teenage girl.

 0:00 – 0:34 – Introduction and theme
 0:35 – 37:36 – Hail, hail, the gang’s all here. Which gang? All of the supposedly-full-time Flop House co-hosts! A podcast with all three floppers together comes along once in a blue moon. Or in this case, a new moon. A Twilight: New Moon. …Remind me never to hire myself as a copywriter.
 37:37 – 39:33 – Final judgments
 39:34 – 43:31 – The long-awaited WINNERS of the “Give Dan a Hook” contest!
 43:32 – 51:19 – The [sad](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094752/) [bastards](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0045152/) [recommend](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0903747/).
 51:20 – 52:13 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

 If you didn’t win the”GIVE DAN A HOOK” contest, but still want to hear the DVD commentary we did for John Ott’s short horror film, STULL, you can just [purchase the thing outright, by going here.](https://www.createspace.com/278336)

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 [Wikipedia synopsis of Twilight: New Moon](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Moon_%282009_film%29#Plot)