Episodes

Episode #270 – Interview with the Vampire

Episode #270 – Interview with the Vampire

Remember that surprisingly well-defined contest Elliott spearheaded a few episodes back? Well the contest winner decided what we should watch, and it was Interview with the Vampire. Will we fall victim to its bloodsucking charms? Meanwhile, Elliott apologizes to goths, ...

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November 10th, 2018

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Episode #195 – The Golden Child

Episode #195 – The Golden Child

It's a super-sized, super-fun, super-technical-glitch-filled CONTEST WINNER SELECTION EPISODE! Tom Horstmann requested that we watch the 1986's The Golden Child, AKA "Don't worry about rewriting the screenplay; Eddie Murphy can improvise any action movie into a comedy!" ...

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January 9th, 2016

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Episode #167 – From Justin to Kelly

Episode #167 – From Justin to Kelly

Song of the autumn contest winner Jason MacIssac decreed that we should be subjected to legendary season-one-of-American-Idol ancillary flop From Justin to Kelly. Did he take it easy on us, or is there now a bounty on his head? Meanwhile Stuart introduces his innovative new ...

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December 13th, 2014

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Episode #163 – Dracula 3D

Episode #163 – Dracula 3D

Shocktober continues/ends with Dario Argento totally forgetting everything he knew about filmmaking (and we don't even like him that much) with Dracula 3D. Meanwhile, Dan reveals the alternate, director's cut ending to Escape (The Pina Colada Song), Elliott out-pervs the ...

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October 18th, 2014

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Episode #161 – A Talking Cat!?!

Episode #161 – A Talking Cat!?!

Smalltember continues with perhaps the smallest movie we've ever covered, the bad movie new classic "A Talking Cat!?!" Meanwhile Stuart entertains the lizard representative of Harlem, Elliott gives helpful mnemonic devices for the major German directors, and Dan does some ...

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September 20th, 2014

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CONTEST! The Search for the New Song of the Autumn

As we all know, "He's the Housecat (Arthur's Theme)" was last year's undisputed song of the autumn, with people blasting it out of their cars at their hot cider tastings, pumpkin chunkin's, and Shocktober masquerade balls. But what of 2014? Well, THAT'S UP TO YOU.

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September 6th, 2014

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Episode #160 – God’s Not Dead

Episode #160 – God’s Not Dead

The OP's are all back in action, celebrating the all-NEW made-up holiday of "Smallvember." First up, the Christsploitation film "God's Not Dead" filled with the straw-manniest straw men outside of a county fair. Meanwhile Elliott and Detective Columbo disprove the flat ...

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September 6th, 2014

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Episode #146 – B*A*P*S

Episode #146 – B*A*P*S

Consider our debt to "He's the Housecat (Arthur's Theme)" music video contest winner Dan Costales paid in full! Was it worth it Dan? Was if worth the pain you caused? Making us watch the pre-Oscar Halle Berry racist stereotype comedy "B*A*P*S?" Meanwhile Elliott continually ...

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February 22nd, 2014

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