We honor the modern-day Ed Wood with a contest.

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Also, take a minute to watch this episode of the video podcast Captains in Space, which was written by Flop House co-host Dan McCoy and features the voice acting talents of co-host Elliott Kalan (as the alien reporter) and Dan (as the attack ad narrator).

It also features the same plot as that Kevin Costner flop Swing State, a film which you probably forgot about until I mentioned it right now. But the episode was written before Dan had ever heard of such a movie (in fact, a couple of years before it was released), and America has already rejected Costner’s version. So let’s just pretend it doesn’t exist, kay?