In honor of my inability to speak correctly, Flop House superfan Matt put together this fan art depicting an alternate-reality version of the Kevin James security guard vehicle.

Ask not for whom the Paul Blarts. It Blarts for thee. Meanwhile, Brock advances a novel theory about why the mall hijackers use non-lethal force; Dan is baffled by the contortions the screenwriters go through to explain normal, everyday things; and Stuart talks about his penis. 0:00 – 0:30 – Introduction and theme 0:31 – […]