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title: "The Flop House: Episode #42 \u2013 Paul Blart: Mall Cop"
url: "https:\/\/www.flophousepodcast.com\/2009\/08\/the-flop-house-episode-42-paul-blart-mall-cop\/"
date: "2009-08-02T17:14:00+00:00"
episode_number: 42
movie: "Paul Blart: Mall Cop"
guests: "Dan McCoy, Stuart Wellington"
---

# The Flop House: Episode #42 – Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Ask not for whom the Paul Blarts. It Blarts for thee. Meanwhile, Brock advances a novel theory about why the mall hijackers use non-lethal force; Dan is baffled by the contortions the screenwriters go through to explain normal, everyday things; and Stuart talks about his penis.

 0:00 – 0:30 – Introduction and theme
 0:31 – 3:09 – We introduce our guest host, [Brock Mahan](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2076495/).
 3:10 – 30:55 – We watch that mall cop movie. No, not that one. The dumb one.
 30:56 – 34:00- Final judgments
 34:01 – 39:42 – The [sad](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1182345/) [bastards](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113210/) [recommend](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098898/).
 39:43 – 40:50 – Goodbyes, theme and a special message about Stuart’s penis.

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 [Wikipedia synopsis of Paul Blart: Mall Cop](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Blart#Plot)