The time has come to vote for the winner of the “He’s the Housecat” music video contest!

Well, except for four others.

It’s the movie they tried to pretend M. Night Shyamalan had nothing to do with: After Earth. Meanwhile, Elliott introduces us to the Crypt Keeper’s brother, Stuart meets his Phantasm hero, and Dan just needs to explain a few things first.

The three peaches spend this episode cloning around about Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones, as part of a podcrawl with Read it and Weep (who took on Episode I) and Proudly Resents (who will be taking on Episode III). Meanwhile, Dan’s space gaydar is misaligned, Elliott explains the proper way to steal a cake, and the greatest secrets of Stuart’s nerdiness are revealed.

First, this piece from frequent contributor Gustav: Next up, a new classic imagined by John McCoy: And check out ANDREA’S BLOG for another take on TinTinesse Williams’ greatest play. Lastly,  some cartoon renderings of the full Flop House crew, from BEA’S BLOG.    

Hey, you guys ever think to yourself, “I like Toy Story, but I wish it could be more commercial, ugly, and frenetic?” Welcome to Foodfight! Meanwhile, Dan points out the movie’s one “goof,” Stuart brings it back to “Just One of the Guys,” and Elliott introduces his new “Southern Tin Tin Enthusiast” character.

Another (hopefully not vaguely defined) contest, for all the filmmakers in our audience!

Hey guys, who do you think you’re gonna murder during The Purge this year? Meanwhile, Dan argues for greater creativity in purge-crime, Elliott introduces “Spoiler Alert Rod Serling,” and Stuart makes us all uncomfortable with his sudden surge in the perv ratings.