Tomorrow, celebrate cinematic excellence at The Oscars, but today, celebrate cinematic feculence with our discussion of Whiteout. Meanwhile, Dan gets a strong hook contender, Elliott demonstrates his punning prowess, and Amanda tells the world’s best talking doll story.
0:00 – 0:31 – Introduction and theme
0:31 – 5:00 – We reintroduce guest co-host Amanda Melson, and spend nearly five full minutes reminiscing about the New York comedy scene in a way that’s almost completely alienating to outsiders.
5:01 – 39:12 – You know your movie’s in trouble when even an ice ax-wielding killer and Kate Beckinsale in her underwear can’t generate any excitement
39:13 – 43:10 – Final judgments
43:11 – 48:00 – Flop House Movie Mailbag
48:01 – 53:48 – The sad bastards recommend.
53:49 – 54:52 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.
If you don’t want to enter the “GIVE DAN A HOOK” contest, but still want to hear the DVD commentary we did for John Ott’s short horror film, STULL, you can just purchase the thing outright, by going here.
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