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The Flop House Movie Minute #19 – Oscar Bait

We make up for our lost movie minute with our longest supplemental episode yet, about how the Oscars are always wrong. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

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The Flop House: Episode #30 – Bangkok Dangerous

Can a film combining a hit man, an elephant, and incredible ham Nic Cage possibly be boring? You might be surprised. Yeah. We watched Bangkok Dangerous. Meanwhile, Elliott lists some little-known mob films, Stuart admires the Sarlaac’s chops, and Dan reveals the two words that will get him to see any movie. 0:00 – 0:31 […]

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The Flop House: Episode #29 – Step Up 2: The Streets

After a holiday break, we ease into 2009 with the dance film Step Up 2: The Streets, about a girl who’s a maniac, maniac on the floor. Will she dance like she’s never danced before? Almost certainly. Meanwhile Stuart explains the role of texting in film titles nowadays, Elliott runs the gamut of comedy sound […]

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Happy Holidays!

The Flop House is taking a break for a week or two to work off our eggnog hangover. In the meanwhile, keep the spirit of shitty movies alive by going out and seeing Four Christmases or something. And keep the true holiday spirit alive by watching these awesome outtakes from Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas (thanks, […]

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The Flop House: Episode #28 – Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium

How can a movie centered around a lisping, fright-wigged Dustin Hoffman possibly go wrong? Anything’s possible in Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium! Meanwhile, Dan busts out another one of his 101 voices, Stuart uncovers the lost, obscene Mark Knopfler album, and Elliott reveals the rampant incompetence of medical droids. 0:00 – 0:34 – Introduction and theme. […]

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Episode #27 – 27 Dresses

It’s the 27th episode, and we’re discussing 27 Dresses. Coincidence? Yes. We’re neither that clever nor that well-planned. But enjoy as our chick flick discussion leads us to make several lazy jokes based on gender stereotypes that we don’t believe, because we are also hacks. Meanwhile, Stuart does his Josh Brolin impression, Elliott gives a […]

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The Flop House Movie Minute #15 – Hor-nutz!

Stuart’s harrowing tale of survival is now a zany comedy starring Seth Rogan. Press the play button above to listen to this episode. Download it here, or paste https://feeds.simplecast.com/EOAFriME into iTunes (or your favorite podcatching software) to have new episodes delivered to you directly as they’re released.

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Episode #25 – The Happening

It’s the second of our annual SHOCKTOBER shows, focusing on lousy horror films, and it’s a doozy! Mark Walhberg unleashes all his whispery energy on the modern master of “Hey jackass, betcha didn’t see that one coming!” M. Night Shyamalan, and his eco-horror-tale The Happening. Meanwhile, Elliott explains his failed cartoon-writing career, Stuart crosses the […]

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