Episodes

Episode #352 – Black Easter

Episode #352 – Black Easter

Smalltember concludes with a doozy -- Black Easter (previously titled Assassin 33 AD, in a slightly different edit) -- the movie that dares ask "What if someone killed Jesus? ...But not like, the people who ORIGINALLY killed Jesus. What if they were TIME TRAVELING MUSLIMS?"

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September 25th, 2021

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Episode #351 – Andy the Talking Hedgehog, with Jamelle Bouie

Episode #351 – Andy the Talking Hedgehog, with Jamelle Bouie

America's foremost hedgehog expert, Jamelle Bouie, returns to usher in Smalltember (vember) 2021, with our discussion of the make-work project for Dean Cain and Tara Reid, Andy the Talking Hedgehog.

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September 11th, 2021

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Episode #323 – Deadly Lessons

Episode #323 – Deadly Lessons

If there's one thing we've learned in all our years of discussing bad movies, it's that vanity projects are often the creme de la creme of bizarre and terrible cinema. And hoo doggies, do we have something special for you. Made in 2006, then shelved for nearly a decade ...

flophouse

September 26th, 2020

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Episode #322 – Money Plane

Episode #322 – Money Plane

After a run of guests, we're celebrating Smalltember with just family. Because at a time like this, family is important, y'know? Almost as important as a movie where Kelsey Grammer menacingly smokes a cigar while telling a professional wrestler to rob a sky casino. That's ...

flophouse

September 12th, 2020

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Episode #294 – Love on a Leash

Episode #294 – Love on a Leash

For the second episode of Smalltember (Smallvember) 2019, we cave to overwhelming demand and discuss Love on a Leash. Meanwhile, Elliott ain't your daddy's Crypt Keeper, Dan exhibits his remarkable ability for telling two voices apart, and Stuart isn't having a breakdown, ...

flophouse

September 28th, 2019

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Episode #293 – The Joke Thief

Episode #293 – The Joke Thief

Smalltember (Smallvember) begins with a return appearance by the Flop House's favorite (insomuch as a terrible asshole can be a favorite) Canadian energy drink magnate-turned-filmmaker, Frank D'angelo, and his latest cinematic leavings, The Joke Thief. Meanwhile, Stuart ...

flophouse

September 14th, 2019

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Episode #267- Dwegons and Leprechauns

Episode #267- Dwegons and Leprechauns

We close out Smalltember with one of our "favorite" genres: the ill-conceived, micro-budgeted computer animated film. And Dwegons and Leprechauns is a horrific, fever dream of a doozy. Meanwhile, Dan remains the master of the unintended double entendre, Stuart ponders what ...

flophouse

September 29th, 2018

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Episode #266 – Slamma Jamma

Episode #266 – Slamma Jamma

For our first Smalltember episode of 2018, we discuss Slamma Jamma, the film about slam dunking your way to Jesus. Meanwhile, Elliott gives us some hat-wearing etiquette, Dan is upset that the characters aren't criminal masterminds, and Stuart sets everything right by making

flophouse

September 15th, 2018

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