No movie has sexualized pastry so much since American Pie, yet somehow Labor Day is even less erotic than Jason Biggs balls-deep in apple filling. Meanwhile Stuart does some brilliant voice work, Dan loves the versatility of DVDs, and Elliott regales the world with Tales of Ruck.

Yeah, I know we’ve been taking a fair amount of time off lately, but it’s the end of the summer! Whaddaya want from us (especially with MVP Elliott Kalan still off covering the political conventions here, there, and everywhere)? Anyway, it’s Labor Day, and I know that if there’s one thing John Sayles’ Matewan told […]