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Episode #465 – Smurfs, with Jesse Thorn

Episode #465 – Smurfs, with Jesse Thorn

We welcome the man who brought us to the Maximum Fun network, Mr. Jesse Thorn, to the show this week. And how did we repay him? We made him watch Smurfs. We never said life is fair. Anyway, of all the Smurfs movies in the world, this will definitely go down as “the one with Rihanna and James Corden.”

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Episode #464 – The Crow (2024), with Scott Weinberg

Episode #464 – The Crow (2024), with Scott Weinberg

Writer, producer, and podcaster Scott Weinberg kicks off the FOUR FULL EPISODES OF “MOVEMBER,” with a discussion of 2024’s remake, The Crow. The original Crow was a defining movie for legions of goths and black-trenchcoated teens. This one… has a lot of people thirsting after Bill SkarsgĂ„rd’s abs? And not much else? Come see us […]

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FH Mini 140 – Halloween Costumes on Film, with Hallie Haglund

FH Mini 140 – Halloween Costumes on Film, with Hallie Haglund

Hallie stuck around to help ease your Hallie-ween hangover, as Elliott guides the peaches through a survey of Halloween costumes in cinema. Who wore it best, and whose costumes were just lame? We put on our cattiest Mr. Blackwell costumes and decide! And remember — MOVEMBER starts next week. Other than this brief Shocktober close-up mini, all four of November’s remaining shows will be FULL EPISODES!

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Episode #463 – Until Dawn, with Hallie Haglund

Episode #463 – Until Dawn, with Hallie Haglund

We wrap Shocktober 2025 up with a discussion of the extremely-loosely-based-on-the-videogame meta-slasher UNTIL DAWN. But that’s enough about the movie! We’re burying the lede! Hallie Haglund returns to join us in our filmic antics. Has she seen a ghost yet? Come see us live in Chicago, on 11/16, discussing the Jim Belushi-and-a-dog buddy comedy K-9! […]

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Episode 462 – Imaginary

Episode 462 – Imaginary

Boo! Hahahha, gotcha! It’s SHOCKTOBER, when all the ghouls and ghosties and ghremlins and ghrim reapers come out to scare us! And at The Flop House it’s our traditional all-horror month! We kick off with 2024’s IMAGINARY, about the scariest thing in the world — an imaginary friend! And if you don’t believe us, watch that awful John Krasinski imaginary friend movie. We’re shivering just thinking about it!

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FH Mini 138 – In the Pantheon

FH Mini 138 – In the Pantheon

We’ve made it no secret that we’re proud to have been included in the newly-published book, The Podcast Pantheon: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen. On this episode we invited the author, Sean Malin, onto the show to help us discuss the MOVIE pantheon, and which canonical films we could all live without.

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Episode #461 – An Easter Bunny Puppy

Episode #461 – An Easter Bunny Puppy

From the (?)genius(?) that brought us the legendary A Talking Cat!?! comes another tale of a talking animal and the humans who live with him in a California porn-shoot-mansion, doing mundane things in scenes that take way too long, in-between luxurious establishing shots and footage of people driving. It’s the absolutely bonkos Smallvember new classic, […]

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