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FH Mini 141 – Holiday Hallmarking, with Amber Nash

FH Mini 141 – Holiday Hallmarking, with Amber Nash

We welcome Amber “Voice of Pam on Archer” Nash to the show for a little quiz about this year’s slate of Hallmark holiday films, and what we think their plots might be. Check out Amber’s podcast, RePhrasing: An Archer Rewatch Podcast, right on our own network, Maximum Fun!

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Episode #468 – The Christmas Martian, with Alonso Duralde

Episode #468 – The Christmas Martian, with Alonso Duralde

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Some might go so far as to call it the hap-happiest season of all. Why? Because we’re rejoined by Alonso Duralde, one of the warmest most delightful film critics and podcasters in the world, for our annual bad holiday movie! That said, goddamn you Alonso for suggesting we watch The Christmas Martian. This… this… thing… oof. Just listen to the show.

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Episode #467 – Afraid, with Chris Weitz

Episode #467 – Afraid, with Chris Weitz

Our friend Chris Weitz knocked politely and requested to be allowed into the lion’s den, becoming the first director to come on a full episode to discuss his OWN work. That’s right, on this Flop House we discuss AfrAId, a movie written and directed by (checks notes) Chris Weitz. And surprisingly (?) it’s one of our most joyful episodes. God bless you, brave sir.

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Episode #466 – The One, with Michael Shanks

Episode #466 – The One, with Michael Shanks

“The One with Michael Shanks?” What is this, a FRIENDS episode?!? (Thank you, producer Alex, for that joke.) No — in this episode we welcome writer/director/FX artist/actor/man with impeccable taste in podcasts, Michael Shanks, all the way from his home in Australia, to discuss his nostalgia pick, 2001’s The One, starring Jet Li!

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Episode #465 – Smurfs, with Jesse Thorn

Episode #465 – Smurfs, with Jesse Thorn

We welcome the man who brought us to the Maximum Fun network, Mr. Jesse Thorn, to the show this week. And how did we repay him? We made him watch Smurfs. We never said life is fair. Anyway, of all the Smurfs movies in the world, this will definitely go down as “the one with Rihanna and James Corden.”

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Episode #464 – The Crow (2024), with Scott Weinberg

Episode #464 – The Crow (2024), with Scott Weinberg

Writer, producer, and podcaster Scott Weinberg kicks off the FOUR FULL EPISODES OF “MOVEMBER,” with a discussion of 2024’s remake, The Crow. The original Crow was a defining movie for legions of goths and black-trenchcoated teens. This one… has a lot of people thirsting after Bill SkarsgĂ„rd’s abs? And not much else? Come see us […]

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FH Mini 140 – Halloween Costumes on Film, with Hallie Haglund

FH Mini 140 – Halloween Costumes on Film, with Hallie Haglund

Hallie stuck around to help ease your Hallie-ween hangover, as Elliott guides the peaches through a survey of Halloween costumes in cinema. Who wore it best, and whose costumes were just lame? We put on our cattiest Mr. Blackwell costumes and decide! And remember — MOVEMBER starts next week. Other than this brief Shocktober close-up mini, all four of November’s remaining shows will be FULL EPISODES!

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Episode #463 – Until Dawn, with Hallie Haglund

Episode #463 – Until Dawn, with Hallie Haglund

We wrap Shocktober 2025 up with a discussion of the extremely-loosely-based-on-the-videogame meta-slasher UNTIL DAWN. But that’s enough about the movie! We’re burying the lede! Hallie Haglund returns to join us in our filmic antics. Has she seen a ghost yet? Come see us live in Chicago, on 11/16, discussing the Jim Belushi-and-a-dog buddy comedy K-9! […]

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