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FH Mini 145 – Flop to the Future

FH Mini 145 – Flop to the Future

Stuart combed cinematic history for visions of the future, then, like Ebeneezer Scrooge, demanded of his his co-hosts,””Are these the shadows of the things that Will be, or are they shadows of things that May be, only?” (Or, more Stu: “How likely are these predictions, dudes?”)

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Episode 472 – In the Lost Lands

Episode 472 – In the Lost Lands

But what of the VULGAR auteurs? We check in with Paul W.S. “The Other Paul Anderson” Anderson’s latest “boy do I love my wife, Milla Jovavich” project, In the Lost Lands, based on some short stories by (checks notes) George R.R. Martin. Hmn. Wonder if Stu’s ever heard of this guy.

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Episode #471 – Bride Hard

Episode #471 – Bride Hard

You know the old adage — dying is easy, briding is hard. Something like that. And if you’re looking for a comedy that feels like dying, Bride Hard certainly fits the bill. There are plenty of talented, funny folks who were involved in this film, so we try hard to find some joy. Did we succeed? Take a listen.

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FH Mini 143 – IP Freely 2026

FH Mini 143 – IP Freely 2026

Elliott takes his co-hosts on a tour of properties entering the public domain this year, and leads a brainstorming session about how we might revamp or reboot them, now that we don’t have to pay anyone for the privilege.

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Episode #470 – Jurassic World: Rebirth

Episode #470 – Jurassic World: Rebirth

Seventh time’s the charm right? We discuss the commercial hit, but critical punching bag Jurassic World: Rebirth, the movie that presents a society that’s bored of dinosaurs, and then makes a pretty good argument in favor of that boredom.

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Episode #469 – K-9, LIVE!

Episode #469 – K-9, LIVE!

We’re taking a short holiday break, but that doesn’t mean YOU have to survive without a new episode! It means that we’re giving you this live show, recorded at the lovely Sleeping Village in Chicago, IL, where we discuss the Jim Belushi-and-a-dog cop comedy(?) K-9! Everyone wins!

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