There’s just something about a terrible kids’ movie that brings out the best (?) in us, so we dive headfirst into the CGI flop Legends of OZ: Dorothy’s Return. Meanwhile, Stuart gives important advice to our kidnapped listeners, Dan inadvertently pitches the new hit movie “Uncatchable,” and Bizzarro Elliott makes an appearance.

Flop House repeat offender Idris Elba romances Taraji P. Henson in the Valentine’s Day favorite No Good Deed. Wait, did we say “romances?” We meant “terrorizes.” Meanwhile Elliott tells us of James Bond films of the future, Dan tries to play a game of Radio Zork, and Stuart introduces the new Sweet Amazing Candy Penis.

We will never watch anything with nearly three hour bloat again, so enjoy the special snowflake that is us discussing the most recent installment of Bayhem, Transformers: Age of Extinction. Meanwhile, Elliott explains how to find a Transformer’s clitoris, Stuart keeps on Castle Freakin’ on, and sleepy Dan (sort of) returns. Press the play button […]