We had to do it. We had to return to that ol’ Rebel Moon to see what happened to all our favorite space pals, like… uh… there was the one guy who trained like, a bird dragon? And, um… Lady Sword-haver? And Charlie Hu– no, wait, he was killed in the first one because he was a traitor. There’s definitely a Scargiver in this one, though. That one we’re 100% on. Oh Zack Snyder. We wish we could quit you. But like, for serious. We’re very tired.

Zack Snyder, we just can’t seem to quit you. Not out of any particular affection, but because you just won’t stop making movies. This one (technically) qualifies. We talk about Star W– sorry, “Rebel Moon.”