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Hiatus Week

The Flop House is off this week, mainly (solely?) because Dan was in Florida. Was he there casting the title role of Elliott’s long-awaited “Rocket Crocodile and The World of Tomorrow?” Unlikely. He was probably just sucking down rum drinks and paying bikini girls to massage his bunions. Pervazoid. We apologize for the break, but […]

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