Faith and begorrah, sit right down laddies, lasses, and those not defined by the outdated gender binary, and we’ll spin ye a tale of an emerald island far away, where no one talks like a real human, and all their problems are blarney. Tis a tale called Wild Mountain Time, and at least some in th’ podcast think it’s as barmy as Old McGarrigle’s mule!

Elliott gives us a report from the field about the Douglas Trumbull directorial effort Brainstorm!

Kevin Spacey as a cat sounds just purrrrfect (TM) for the Flop House, so we watched Nine Lives. Meanwhile, Stuart tells of his adventures with Kirsten Dunst, Dan suggests a terrible new method of shooting porn, and Elliott tells an offensive phone book joke.