Whaaat? Our second Doug Liman movie in so many episodes? It’s certainly hard to give Locked Down as much shit as we gave Chaos Walking — especially when it co-stars Elliott’s old flame Annie. Anyway, we hope you enjoy our usual shenanigans. Life seems to be looking up, right? Are we wrong?

We discuss Sherlock Gnomes, the sequel to Gnomeo and Juliet, the first movie entirely based on a stupid rhyme. Meanwhile Stuart somehow forgets the song Rocket Man, Elliott remembers every OTHER song, and Dan talks far too much about sex swings.