The Flop House is off this week, mainly (solely?) because Dan was in Florida. Was he there casting the title role of Elliott’s long-awaited “Rocket Crocodile and The World of Tomorrow?” Unlikely. He was probably just sucking down rum drinks and paying bikini girls to massage his bunions. Pervazoid. We apologize for the break, but […]

No new episodes this week, as the floppers jet off to sunny Puerto Rico for Stuart’s wedding… or, as we prefer to call it, THE GREAT BIKINI MATRIMONIAL ADVENTURE. See you next week! Would you marry this man?

Here it is, the non-canonical Beastly episode, the one where our equipment suddenly started picking up radio signals, which were then transferred to the recording as a constant bed of phat (and less-than-phat, or “phthin”) beats, beneath our film jabber. Repeat, this is NOT A REGULAR EPISODE, so we wouldn’t recommend it to newbies, the […]

This last week, the peaches all got together to watch Flop House repeat offenders Alex Pettyfer and Vanessa Hudgens in the retelling-of-Beauty-and-the-Beast-with-one-of-the-Olsen-twins opus Beastly. Having suffered through the whole film, Dan set up the recording equipment as he has for countless (actually, imminently countable) shows past. However, after 20 minutes, eagle-eye Stu noticed the levels […]

Elliott’s been off gallivanting around France, and Dan’s been hard at work at a super-secret writing project, so – with two of the three Floppers out of commission – we’ve had to push back this week’s episode. However, we hope to be back with all of The Original Peaches next week. Elliott’s French adventures (artist’s […]