Sadly, while this would normally be one of the Flop House’s “on” weeks, there will be no new episode this weekend. Why? Because Dan is going UNDER THE KNIFE.
What’s wrong with him? Well, if Dan were to listen to the part of his brain that craves outpourings of attention and sympathy, he would tell you it’s something HORRIBLE and LIFE-THREATENING… However, if he was going to listen to the part of his brain that wants him to be honest, he would tell you that it’s a minor procedure to correct his deviated septum so he can breathe through his nose properly.
Therefore, he is getting surgery for Indonesian Bone Flu. He is being very brave and handsome about it. Especially handsome.
We’ll see you with a new episode next weekend!
“You’re a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.”