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title: "Episode #115 \u2013 Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"
url: "https:\/\/www.flophousepodcast.com\/2012\/12\/episode-115-abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter\/"
date: "2012-12-02T18:06:00+00:00"
episode_number: 115
movie: "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter"
guests: "Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington"
---

# Episode #115 – Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Sure, freeing the slaves is cool, but you know what’s REALLY cool? Killing vampires with an axe. We discuss this year’s _other_ Lincoln movie. Meanwhile Elliott performs a reenactment of Abe Lincoln’s hyper-ironic final hours, Stuart’s second career as a golem land developer is revealed, and Dan takes an entirely un-funny detour into the things that make him cry.

 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme.
 0:33 – 41:07 – [Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1611224/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) takes us on a 100% accurate tour through American history.
 41:08 – 42:32 – Final judgments
 42:33 – 43:40 – All Things Comedy plugs
 43:41 – 58:17 – Flop House Movie Mailbag
 58:18 – 1:05:07 – The [sad](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1316536/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) [bastards](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1899353/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1) [recommend](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0023303/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1).
 1:05:08 – 1:06:22 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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   Emancipate THIS!        [Wikipedia synopsis of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraham_Lincoln:_Vampire_Hunter_%28film%29#Plot)