---
title: "Episode #15: D-War: Dragon Wars"
url: "https:\/\/www.flophousepodcast.com\/2008\/05\/episode-15-d-war-dragon-wars\/"
date: "2008-05-04T20:42:00+00:00"
episode_number: 15
guests: "Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington"
---

# Episode #15: D-War: Dragon Wars

We answer the question, “How bad could a movie with dragon wars possibly be?” Meanwhile, Dan pitches a new Bikini-themed movie, Elliott has a flashback to the war, Stu makes a love connection, and we all take a big swig of the Hong Kong cocktail.

 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme.
 0:33 – 26:07 – After a brief and transparent bid for sympathy on Dan’s part, we get down to business and discuss D-War: Dragon Wars, the film that can’t make up its mind whether to abbreviate itself.
 26:08 – 27:37 – Final judgments.
 27:38 – 28:49 – We announce a shameless ploy to increase listenership.
 28:50 – 32:29 – A long-absent segment makes its triumphant return.
 32:30 – 38:20 – The [sad](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0478216/) [bastards](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079116/) [recommend](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059017/).
 38:21 – 42:08 – Some podcast business is taken care of, amidst copious gibberish.
 42:09 – 43:21 – Goodbyes, theme music, and outtakes.

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 I apologize that the audio quality is slightly lower than the previous few episodes. My allergy-addled mind didn’t take enough time checking the levels, so I sound slightly louder and cracklier than Stu or Elliott, despite doing my best to fix it in post.
![](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vlnDiMMynD8/SB4hggI4mmI/AAAAAAAAAUs/OetgJ3w_V1o/s320/MV5BNjQ3MTUxODI3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzY1MzU1MQ%40%40._V1._SY140_SX100_.jpg)

 Wikipedia [synopsis of D-War](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D-War#Plot).