---
title: "Episode #94 \u2013 Conan the Barbarian"
url: "https:\/\/www.flophousepodcast.com\/2012\/01\/episode-94-conan-the-barbarian\/"
date: "2012-01-14T16:49:00+00:00"
episode_number: 94
movie: "Conan the Barbarian"
guests: "Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington"
---

# Episode #94 – Conan the Barbarian

How can a film with so much boobs ‘n’ blood still be kinda boring? We explain in our take on [Conan the Barbarian](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0816462/).  Meanwhile, Elliott reveals Sean Connery’s tireless Zardoz boosterism, Stu finds the proper forum for his Crom worship, and Dan tells the tale of a little Jewish mouse who can’t count.

 0:00 – 0:32 – Introduction and theme.
 0:33 – 2:30 – A lot of nonsense about bears.
 0:33 – 2:56 – The usual bullshit.
 2:57 – 32:08 – Conan hears the lamentations of the Flop House.
 32:09 – 38:24 – Final judgments
 38:251 – 52:34  – Flop House Movie Mailbag
 52:35 – 54:36 – We plug our [LIVE EVENT](http://www.92y.org/Tribeca/Event/Bad-Movie-Night--12-Rounds.aspx).
 54:37 – 57:01 – The sad bastards recommend.
 57:02 – 58:35- Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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 [Wikipedia synopsis of Conan the Barbarian.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conan_the_Barbarian_%282011_film%29#Plot)

 Flop House Plugs Corner

 Our second true LIVE FLOP HOUSE EVENT will be taking place on January 20th at [92Y Tribeca](http://www.92y.org/Tribeca/Event/Bad-Movie-Night--12-Rounds.aspx).  We will be screening the John Cena/Renny Harlin joint [12 Rounds](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1160368/).

 92YTribeca SCREENING ROOM
 200 Hudson Street, NY, NY
 $12