---
title: "Episode #68 \u2013 Teen Witch"
url: "https:\/\/www.flophousepodcast.com\/2010\/10\/episode-68-teen-witch\/"
date: "2010-10-29T13:57:00+00:00"
episode_number: 68
movie: "Teen Witch"
guests: "Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington"
---

# Episode #68 – Teen Witch

At long last, all three of our intrepid co-hosts have returned, which can only mean one thing — finally we get to do the CONTEST-WINNER-SELECTED MOVIE! And what movie has he selected? The wish-fulfillment-for-tween-girls-of-the-late-80’s spectacular _[Teen Witch](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098453/)_. Meanwhile Elliott explains the new Subway Teenwich, Dan objects to Gawker’s misuse of the English language, and Stuart reveals his new erection-based rating system.

 0:00 – 0:35 – Introduction and SHOCKTOBER theme.
 0:36 – 6:17 – Your regular co-hosts waste six minutes talking about how nice it is to all be in the same room again.
 6:18 – 32:15 – We are all giddy, GIDDY, to be watching Teen Witch — a classic bad movie — rather than the usual modern, sub-mediocre Hollywood crap.
 32:16- 37:15- Final judgments
 37:16 – 49:44 Flop House Mailbag
 49:45 – 54:39- The [sad](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084516/) [bastards](http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=3&sqi=2&ved=0CCYQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com%2Ftitle%2Ftt0099856%2F&ei=UtfKTPLaHYO88gaPtqSoAQ&usg=AFQjCNHsEW1m1kWBWNrkeZyXa2LKnAAoIw&sig2=EYhZQL0jeMv6rNxTLG8zNg) [recommend](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0031951/).*
 54:40 – 56:09 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

  *A correction — Dan says that the director of _The Invisible Maniac_ also did _The Hazing_. He was thinking of Rolfe Kanefsky who helmed the similarly “using supernatural powers to see naked ladies”-themed movie _Pretty Cool_. The Invisible Maniac was by Adam Rifkin who went on to Hollywood projects like _Detroit Rock City_.  Press the play button above to listen to this episode.

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             [Wikipedia synopsis of Teen Witch](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teen_Witch#Plot) PLUGS CORNER Elliott is [hosting another Closely Watched Films screening](http://www.92y.org/shop/92Tri_event_detail.asp?productid=T-MM5FN01), this one of the great 1936 drama “Dodsworth”, the somehow uplifting story of the dissolution of a marriage.

 Wednesday, Nov. 3rd, 7:30pm
 @ 92YTribeca
 200 Hudson St.
 New York

  Check out Dan’s Halloween article [over at Whim Quarterly.](http://whimquarterly.com/nickelodeon/beyond-headless-a-halloween-bestiary)  And, for the few in America that haven’t had the pleasure…