---
title: "Episode #14 \u2013 Bratz"
url: "https:\/\/www.flophousepodcast.com\/2008\/04\/episode-14-bratz\/"
date: "2008-04-21T00:39:00+00:00"
episode_number: 14
movie: "Bratz"
guests: "Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington"
---

# Episode #14 – Bratz

We squander our [newfound viral success](http://gawker.com/381641/the-astoundingly-good-case-for-making-a-ziggy-movie) by spending this episode talking about the movie [Bratz](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0804452/). Meanwhile, Stuart solves an unsolvable math problem, Dan lauds the film’s convention-defying use of time, and Elliott gives the youth a lesson about teetotaling.

 0:00 – 0:34 – Introduction and theme.
 0:35 – 2:19 – A noble attempt at professionalism crashes and burns almost immediately. Also, we explain our mission statement.
 2:20 – 40:37 – We giggle like grade-school girls over the Bratz movie.
 40:38 – 43:34 – Final judgements.
 43:35 – 54:38 – The [sad](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073540/) [bastards](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0465234/) [recommend](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0486655/).
 54:39 – 57:37 – Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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 [Wikpedia synopsis of Bratz.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bratz_%28film%29)